¡Viva la vida mami! [una òpera]

-Today is an harmonious day without limits!
-Viva la vida mummy!
-Viva la vida my dear!
-Today the rose bushes are blooming!
-I feel so alive!
-And the petunias sing of love!
-Oh! The petunias! I'm going to see them!
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-Padre Angélico! Padre Angélico! Padre Angélico!
-Buona Sera. Allegro ma non tropo. Qualcosa succede?
-Father Marcelo has sent us.
-Figlia mia, el diavolo é dentro tuio. Para sacarlo necesitare di bebere el nettare del mio figlio.
-É possibile che questa notte ti fare male la tripa. Non ti debe preocupare. En la salita vendemo ricordi de la montagna. Si prega di comprare alguna cosa. Per favore, prossima famiglia.
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-Mother! Do you want to shower with me?
-No my dear! I had a jacuzzi this morning! Now I'm going to use the ouija to contact my dead mother!
-Ok!
-Dead mother, who are needed by the living. By the power of those who live in Hell, I call upon you, mother!
-Hello, my dear. Do you still live with that idiot husband of yours? Idiot. Husband.
-Let's not start. Alegría has been possessed by Belzebub.
-Alegría is not possessed by Belzebub. She is possessed by the African Emperor Bokassa.

Sergio Caballero, Ancha es Castilla / N'importe quoi.